My Life be Like..

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

(Source: gxldslvgs, via erya)

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

(via erya)

French teacher: okay now say something in french

Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via nasterbate)

dreamofsnow:

IS THAT A BEDAZZLED FUCKING EVANGELION

dreamofsnow:

IS THAT A BEDAZZLED FUCKING EVANGELION

(via nasterbate)

baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

(via hi)

“I want to be the reason why you fall asleep with your phone in your hand.”
— (via tibumayfire)

(Source: icanrelateto, via pussy-accid)

endegame:

mejaisoulstealer:

curvellas:

OMFG I AM LITERALLY GOING TO MURDER THIS FUCKING CANADIAN DANDELION LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TRYING TO DO HERE WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS I WANT TO SMOTHER HIM AND LICK HIS NIPPLES AT THE SAME TIME UGH.

Omfg

WOW I THINK I JUST FELL IN LOVE

(Source: hdicaprio69, via september-eighteen)

babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

(via september-eighteen)

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via september-eighteen)

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via hi)

“Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.”
— People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

(via nasterbate)

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta, via zuriiii)