how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
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have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
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2whatthefuckdoiowethepleasure:
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
P
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I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.
^Bless this
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uoa:
accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body
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Im backkkkkk
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some songs wake up my inner stripper
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why is there a fucking tomato in the train
because its the subway
i see what you did there
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Let’s play a little game called “spot the 5 year old.”
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