My Life be Like..

dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk

(via 2create-is2destroy)

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via udirtylittlefuck)

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via ugly)

yoursunandstars:

Hearing Aid Ear Plugs Concept by designaffairs

Rising self-confidence is taking prostheses to another level. People don’t try to hide their handicap anymore.Show what you‘ve got, don’t make a fuzz about your problem. Wear your hearing aid like a piece of jewelry, a stylish accessory. Be individual, be cool, be yourself.

Hearing aid is made for customers with a medium level of hearing disability. In case of a severe hearing damage one could order the PLUG which contents a more powerful system.

COURTNEY, THE PERFECT REASON FOR ME TO GET PLUGS XD

(Source: guttur, via ohnoslothattack)

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via ugly)

thezainist:

Ducati 999 by Arete Americana.

thezainist:

Ducati 999 by Arete Americana.

(via beautifulmoto)

emperorirene:

did-you-kno:

Researchers have found that having frequent sex strengthens your immune system. Source

To be fair, so does eating dirt. Actually, it’s unsafe and unsanitary things that generally strengthen the immune system.

emperorirene:

did-you-kno:

Researchers have found that having frequent sex strengthens your immune system. Source

To be fair, so does eating dirt. Actually, it’s unsafe and unsanitary things that generally strengthen the immune system.

(via once-upon-the-moon-and-stars)

mental-suicide:

gymleaderr:

mental-suicide:

my-weak-side:

broken-teenagers:

2nd tattoo :)
"I understood myself only after I destroyed myself.
And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know who I really was.

This tattoo is incredible, for the person who did it: what a great choice of words and place to tattoo, love it with all my heart

Thank youu, I’m so in love with it :)

are you really going to be a melodramatic tumblr emo for the rest of your life? like i swear when you get a little bit older that will make your cringe

gee thanks man??? Kinda means a lot to me soo

mental-suicide:

gymleaderr:

mental-suicide:

my-weak-side:

broken-teenagers:

2nd tattoo :)

"I understood myself only after I destroyed myself.

And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know who I really was.

This tattoo is incredible, for the person who did it: what a great choice of words and place to tattoo, love it with all my heart

Thank youu, I’m so in love with it :)

are you really going to be a melodramatic tumblr emo for the rest of your life? like i swear when you get a little bit older that will make your cringe

gee thanks man??? Kinda means a lot to me soo

(via once-upon-the-moon-and-stars)

ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

image

(via ugly)